Ryan: thats exactly what i did
Ryan: when i saw it
Me: oh i thought when you said "thats exactly what i did" you meant you went to a nude beach and did the same thing
Me: that would have been awkward haha
Ryan: yeah... i didnt mean that...
Ryan: shifty eyes
Me: i need a vacation
Ryan: i have chest hair
Me: LOL that's nice ryan
Ryan: it feels weird when i tug on it
Me: do you wear a deep v neck to show all the ladiez?
Ryan: nah its pretty obvious i'm persian
Ryan: they know of the rug that lies beneath awaiting them from the moment they see my face
Say What Professor?
For my Co-Evolution of Hosts and Parasites (Infectious Diseases) class, my professor had us take an online quiz (instead of one in class due to the tornado warning). On our message board, another student asked for clarification on a question and included her own answer/reasoning. This was my professor’s response: “Dear ___, I would like to flunk everyone who got this wrong,...
Being azn with you is my dream– Kellycakes
Dear Kellycakes, When I told you I wanted to get 2000 points, I ended up getting 4866 instead. I tried again and I then got 7735. I still haven’t finished my lab report. I still haven’t studied for my lab quiz. I still haven’t worked on my population frequencies and Hardy Weinberg problems. Thank you. Love, Jess
Oh my gosh Jess… Paul told me the saddest story yesterday… This guy...– Cliff dramatically (I responded with a LOLWUT?!)
I need to move out. I’m so tired of being a messenger to everyone in this family. Their problems are obviously not with me. They don’t need to give me shit. Instead, they should work it out with each other. Though, when I call everyone on that, they start to argue with me how disrespectful or useless I am. Really? I’m sorry that you guys can’t confront each other since...
Starting 2010 with tears. Good night!